After a long day at the annual sports kick-off and carnival, Aug. 29, freshman Brandon Porter, center, had such a meltdown that his friends took matters into their own hands.

After dunking math teacher Michael Fenton in the dunk tank 56 times, screaming, “I can’t factor the function! I can’t factor the function!” Porter was so exhausted by his outburst he collapsed into a folding chair. Fellow freshmen Jordan Boudreau, left, and Matt Adams took him to the first aid tent for an anti-math IV, but ended up in a pool of reviving water at the super slide.

For the other side of the Fenton-Porter saga, check out Dunk tank calculus?.